Spore's Time To Cock: negative two days




Time To Cock refers to the amount of time between a game or virtual world being released until someone somehow makes a cock inside that game world.

Spore's creature editor is not even out yet, and people are already making cocks with it. Let's get it out of our systems now.

(note: cartoon animation that is NSFWish)

First we get Cockasaurus Rex, who appropriately looks like he's on the verge of throwing up while little heart icons float above his, er, head.


Next up we get Double Dong, the flying symetrical spiked-testicle penis monster:


But then we move to something really disturbing that makes the saggy eyeball thing from Pan's Labyrinth look pedestrian. I'm going to have nightmares after seeing this one:


And the list of cock monsters just go on and on.

PS. I sure hope Google doesn't list my site as spam due to the copious use of "cock" in this post.




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Many thanks making a real cool project. I have already been checking your website to the Windows version, however i never left a comment regarding it. I understand you happen to be making an effort and working totally free and that means you shouldn't feel rushed or anything.
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I’ve been visiting your site for a while now we always choose a gem in the new posts. Thank you for sharing!
Hanford wrote:   
I cant' describe it except to say it had a blinking eyeball for an anus.
IQpierce wrote:   
Also, the last link is broken - what the heck was it?
IQpierce wrote:   
Awesome. You should keep documenting these.
Torley Lives wrote:   
Ha-ha! I googled and your page came up. Just wanted to say thanx for the hilarity, if you check out Spore's Channel on YouTube and sort User Uploads by "Most Viewed", there's no question what's on people's minds.

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